Pak Choi

[Verse 1]
Your face lights up the night
It's like a mega, great, big, huge traffic light
Goes from red to amber to green to white
My friend says you guys would be good together well quite
But I can't tell what you're thinking
What does it mean when you're blinking
Do you like me or do you spite me
Feel like Rose on the Titanic sinking
I know there are people dying in Africa
And there's tsunamis in Singapore
My point is there's more important serious shit going down in the world to explore
All that seems to matter to me tonight
Is that I want to kiss you, I hope that's alright
Do a Mary Poppins, go fly a kite
I'll take you to the highest heights

[Chorus]
Don't tell me that it's all a dream
Cause you're the best thing I've ever seen
And now I want to kiss you boy
My heart feels bigger than a hench Chris Coy
Get you over to my house, it's all a ploy
Order in, do you like pak choi
When you say I'm cute I'm overjoyed
Laugh too much when you're acting coy
Don't tell me now to shout and scream
Cause you're the best thing I've ever seen
And now I want to kiss you boy
My heart feels bigger than Illinois
Get you over to my house, it's all a ploy
Order in, do you like pak choi
If I had you in my arms I'd be overjoyed
Dress you up like a Hamley's toy

[Verse 2]
I want to kiss his lips but I'm scared it'd be nonconsensual
He acts kind of feminine, I think he's bisexual
And when we link arms I feel couple potential
He lives a ten minute bus journey away, that's essential
I want someone to hold hands with
Go to parties and museums and live with
Young, free, cute and giving a shit
Cut, paste, delete, you're way too fit
So I was kind of peaked when he said he had a girlfriend
Looked her up, she looks like a right bellend
There's this one picture that always gets me
He's holding her waist and looking at her happy
Like Tulisa and Dappy
How can I lie here and sleep
Knowing that he's doing things with her
He should be doing with me

[Chorus]
Don't tell me now to shout and scream
Cause you're the best thing I've ever seen
And now I want to kiss you boy
My heart feels bigger than Illinois
Get you over to my house, it's all a ploy
Order in, do you like pak choi
If I had you in my arms I'd be overjoyed
If I had you in my arms I'd be overjoyed