Paepek Epek

[Intro]
Hello, Joey baby! Like my looks?
Yikes! Oh my gosh
What did you do na to yourself?
I think you are over na
Ows, talaga?

[Verse 1]
Every tenga has five earrings, and sa tongue mo, there is piercing
Pati pusod, binutingting (Ganda 'no?)
There's tattoo pang bird sa legs niya, at the back and sa behind niya
Sa singit, there is din (Painful nga eh)

[Refrain]
Hayop ang paepek-epek mo
From your toe up to the ulo
I think you're going loko (Sobra ka naman, 'di naman)

[Chorus]
Ayoko sa mga babae (Epek epek)
Ang paepek-epek ay so marami (Epek epek)
I like she's only plain and simple (Epek epek)
Sa paepek-epek ay not so grabe
Basta't you're always bagong ligo (Epek epek)
Even your shampoo's only gugo (Epek epek)
As long as you're always changing panty (Epek epek)
So you will not smell yucky like poultry (Ano 'ko, manok?)

[Verse 2]
Color of your hair, so plenty, it looks dirty and kadiri
You're like a taong greasy (Ay, sobra ka na ha)
I can see the strap of your bra, your T-back is kitang-kita
The brand is showing pa (Hoy, mahal 'yan)

[Refrain]
Hayop ang paepek-epek mo
From your toe up to the ulo
I think you're going loko (Hay, sobra ka na talaga)

[Chorus]
Ayoko sa mga babae (Epek epek)
Ang paepek-epek ay so marami (Epek epek)
I like she's only plain and simple (Epek epek)
Sa paepek-epek ay not so grabe
Basta't you're always bagong ligo (Epek epek)
Even your shampoo's only gugo (Epek epek)
As long as you're always changing panty (Epek epek)
So you will not smell yucky like poultry

[Skit]
Why, Joey baby? Don't you like my look?
Tomache
What tomache? Who's tomache?
I- I mean, sobra eh too much eh
Ah gano'n ba 'yon?

[Refrain]
Hayop ang paepek-epek mo, from your toe up to the ulo
I think you're going loco (I'm getting mad na ha)
Ayoko sa mga babae (Epek epek)

[Chorus]
Ang paepek-epek ay so marami (Epek epek)
I like she's only plain and simple (Epek epek)
Sa paepek-epek ay not so grabe
Basta't you're always bagong ligo (Epek epek)
Even your shampoo's only gugo (Epek epek)
As long as you're always changing panty (Epek epek)
So you will not smell yucky like poultry (Ay naku, ayoko na)

[Outro]
Because, darling, it might make me puke eh (Yikes, sobra ka)
Because, darling, it might make me puke eh