PACKGOD vs Steak

[PACKGOD]
(laughing)

[Steak]
What are you laughing at-

[PACKGOD]
Shut yo ugly ass the fuck up, holy shit, you like if Jack Frost was a Zesty Edgar, get yo ass on, bro you're like Victor from Despicable Me if he was in the upside down. What are you talking about? Bro, you got a urine stain on your shirt, boy you lactate piss out of your nipple. Get yo ass on, bro you got batarangs above your eyes, your eyebrows look like horse legs. Shut yo ass up boy you ain’t Thing 1 and Thing 2, you're Object 3. With yo Cat in the Hat, my wallet lookin' fat, having ass, boy, you dirty as hell. You dressed up like a soggy piece of bubblegum boy, get yo ass on bruh, you conceived under a school desk, gеt yo ass back. Boy you got an albino launch pad on yo head, (Boing, boing, boing) stupid ass boy you ugly as hell, bitch, yo mom uses your school picturе day photos as rat repellent. (Ssssss...) Boy you dirty as hell you look like you asked your girl out to prom by faxing her a PDF of a PowerPoint presentation. (Here are the following reasons why you should accompany me to the school dance.) Bum ass boy, you ugly as hell. Nah, for real, i caught you butt naked last night in yo basement fencing a possum with a wii remote, get yo ass back bruh. Yo head look like if i stepped on it, 3 coins would pop out. (Bling! Bling! Bling!) Mario power head lookin ass, you dirty as hell boy, yo dad shoved you into the wall, you said: "FALCON PUUUUUNCH!" and he shoved you again. Your move was not effective. Get better boy, you’re nasty as hell, look at yo ugly ass right now. Lemme switch up the music on yo bitch ass, cause you 'bout dirty as hell. And you better get yo, you better get yo, you better get yo, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Power-up having ass, you ugly as hell. You better get yo abusive father, harry no potter, i sexually identify as an apache helicopter, saltine cracker, milk dud wrapper, professional walmart shopping cart hijacker, dusty, musty, crusty, long armed, skinny legged, big forehead, horton hears a who, your grandma beats you with a shoe, your whole head lookin like King Boo, outta my face, you dirty as hell. Your upper lip hasn't even fully rendered in yet, you ugly as shit boy, you thought Hooters was a legion of elite-

[Steak]
GOD!

[PACKGOD]
Get yo ass on boy-

[Steak]
GOD, SHUT UP!

[PACKGOD]
(unintelligible)

[Steak]
SHUT UP!

[PACKGOD]
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO

[PACKGOD]
Bum ass boy, you ugly as shit, nah nah hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, take off the wig. Take off the wig.

[Steak]
It's not even my real hair. Let's see you try to ROAST SOMEONE THATS NOT WEARING A WIG!

[PACKGOD]
OH MY GOD, NEVERMIND, PUT THAT SHIT BACK ON, yo you ugly as hell, yo hair look like a fortnite bush with frostbite, you ugly as hell. Yo hair movin like there's a whole ass magnet above yo head boy, you got magneto doing squats on yo hairline. (BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) You ugly as hell, in fact, you like Zane from Ninjago if he worked at forever 21. Get yo ass on boy, you got the flu so you installed a Norton Antivirus in your nostril, shut yo ass up boy. You don't sneeze, your boogers paraglide out of your nose. (WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) You ugly as hell, you like to take yo baths in a Minecraft water bucket and brush your teeth with a veggie straw. Get yo ass back boy, you put a ruler next to your bed so when you woke up you could see how long you slept. Dumbass boy, you ugly as hell. You got anything else to say? You got anything else to say? Nah, nah, in fact, HAAAAAAAAAAAWK PFFFFFFFFFFF-

[Steak]
(angry yell)

[PACKGOD]
Swallow that shit, BLUBUBUBUBUBUBUB bitch ass boy, you ugly as hell. I'm done with you, you ugly as shit, you dirty as hell, you’re broke, you’re nasty, you're weird, your dad has doodoo crumbs in his beard, and you can suck my ass, HAAWWWWKKK PFFFF-

[Steak]
GAH!

[PACKGOD]
Don’t fuc-

[PACKGOD gets kicked from the call.]

[Steak]
(Panting)