Pablo Picasso (Live)

[Intro]
Now, some people try to pick up girls
And get called the assholes
But this never happened to Pablo Picasso
He was only 5' 3"
But women could not resist his stare
And Pablo Picasso was never called anything like that

Now, now, in Paris and New York
The girls would turn the color of the avocado
When he would drive down their street in his El Dorado
And he was only 5’ 3"
But women could not resist the stare
And all the problems that young men of New York City have with women
Were not those of Pablo Picasso
And we havе a song about it
And it starts as follows

[Verse 1]
Well, some guys try to pick up girls
And they gеt called the asshole
But, uh, this never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And they could not resist his stare
And so Pablo Picasso's never called an asshole

[Verse 2]
Well, well, the girls would turn the color of an avocado
He would drive down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And they could not resist his stare
And so Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

[Verse 3]
Well, well, New York City
Some guys try to pick up girls
It's unsuccessful tries
They don’t realize that it was
All in the eyes of
Pablo Picasso, who was never called an asshole
He was only 5' 3"
Girls could not resist his his stare
And so Pablo Picasso's never called an asshole

[Break]
Alright, now for that New York subway sound

[Instrumental]

[Verse 4]
So, be not schmuck
Be not obnoxious
Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole
Remember the lesson of Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And they could not resists his stare
And so Pablo Picasso's never called an asshole

[Verse 5]
Well, well, some people try to pick up girls
And they get called the asshole
But this never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist the stare
And, so, Pablo Picasso's never called

[Outro, spoken]
Thank you very much