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[Flanders & Swann]
Ma's out, Pa's out, let's talk rude--
Pee, po, belly, bum, drawers!
Dance in the garden in the nude
Pee, po, belly, bum drawers!
Let's write rude words all down our street
Stick out our tongues at the people we meet
Let's have an intellectual treat!
Pee, po, belly, bum, drawers

Sunday again on CBC

[Flanders]
Pee, po, belly, bum, drawers

[Flanders & Swann]
And Norman Mailer is coming to tea

[Swann]
Pee, po, belly, bum, pants!

[Flanders & Swann]
Allen Ginsberg reads on and on
But we're having a happening when he's gone
Come to the party in the john
Pee, po, belly, bum, drawers

Disney's planning a double bill--
Pee, po, belly, bum, drawers--
Christopher Robin meets Fanny Hill
Pooh Bear, belly, bum, drawers!
On stage and screen we can all work hard
Throwing toilet rolls in our own backyard
Who's afraid of the avant-garde?
Pee, pee, po, po, belly, belly, bum, bum
Pee, po, belly, bum, drawers

What gets the prizes and wins awards?

[Flanders]
Pee!

[Swann]
Po!

[Flanders]
Belly!

[Swann]
Bum!

[Flanders & Swann]
Drawers!

[Flanders]
What did Prince Philip tell the lords?
Well, never mind that

[Flanders & Swann]
At Oxford and Cambridge and Yale and all
And at Berkeley, they really have a ball
'cause the higher the brow, the harder they fall, for

[Flanders]
Belly, belly, bum, bum, botty, botty, po
Pee, po, belly, belly, bum, bum--

[Swann]
Pee, po, belly, belly, bum, bum
Pee, po, belly, bum, pee, po, belly, bum--

[Flanders and Swann]
Pee, po, belly, bum, drawers!