P.I.M.P. (Gay Parody)

[Chorus]
I don’t know what you heard about me
That penis always get a holler out of me
No cataracts, just sperm I can’t see
I’m a homosexual P.I.M.P
I don’t know what you heard about me
That penis always get a holler out of me
No cataracts, just sperm I can’t see
I’m a homosexual P.I.M.P

[Verse 1]
So horny, I’m on the ‘hub and suckin’ for dollars (Dicks)
I got a thing for that booty, that penis, I swallow (Kocks)
That BBC is swole baby, start some anal drama (Kocks)
We play out ghoulish fantasies when playing with a boner (Dicks)
I spit a little loogie man, then my brain got him
An hour later, have that ass dead in the Ramada
I trick niggas in the rear saying I ain’t a bottom
I got the dick at the bar, trying to get a drink up out it
He like my style, he like my smile, he like the way I talk
I knock his tower down like Arab niggas in New York
Yeah, I’m that nigga tryna holla, ‘cause I want some head
Yeah, I’m that nigga tryna bulldoze booty in the bed
Better impress how he perform when he up in the bed
Bitch, kick the sack and concentrate until I’m leaking kids
Look baby, this is simple to make skeet
You fuckin’ with me, you fuckin’ with a P.I.M.P

[Chorus]
I don’t know what you heard about me
That penis always get a holler out of me
No cataracts, just sperm I can’t see
I’m a homosexual P.I.M.P
I don’t know what you heard about me
That penis always get a holler out of me
No cataracts, just sperm I can’t see
I’m a homosexual P.I.M.P

[Verse 2]
I’m ‘boutta cum, you will see
Boy, you can holler at me
If you fucking with me, I’m a P.I.M.P
Not what you see on TV, ghetto gag so sleazy
Break derrieres bitch, a gay P.I.M.P
Come get naked with me if you’re curious to see
How it feels to be with a P.I.M.P
Bathing in kids with me, get an anal DP
In the backseat with my d’, a gay P.I.M.P
Make you pop like champagne, pretend the cork’s your balls
We can toast to the “Good Pipe”, boy, we could have it all
Sexual tensions surge, boy, I’m tearing down them walls
If you ever need to cum, I’m the one you should call
I’ll be there to dick you up if you should ever fall
Erection problems I can solve if it’s big or small
That other nigga you be with ain’t ‘bout shit
I’m your friend, your father, and your confidant, bitch

[Chorus]
I don’t know what you heard about me
That penis always get a holler out of me
No cataracts, just sperm I can’t see
I’m a homosexual P.I.M.P
I don’t know what you heard about me
That penis always get a holler out of me
No cataracts, just sperm I can’t see
I’m a homosexual P.I.M.P

[Verse 3]
I told you fools before, I stay with the tools
Anal beads, cock rings, on the family jewels
I’ll holler at your bro ‘til I got the dude confused
He got one payless? Me? I got on Ga(y)tor shoes
I’m shopping for new niggas, in the summer, they cheaper
Man this bro, you can have him, when I’m done, I ain’t gon’ keep him
Man, niggas come and go, every nigga pippin’ know
You say it’s secret, you ain’t gotta keep on on the low
Dicks choose me, I’ll have you stripping in the street
Put my other bros, I might just make them ass eat
Come lick my bottom, bitch, I always need to get some head
The last nigga I gave dick was shittin’ in my bed
That had me out of pocket, I put a charge on a bitch
‘Cause I need four DPs and BBCs, that’s ChoCoLate
Hoe make a pimp rich, I ain’t paying, bitch
Mate and gape, suck a dick… shid
Trick!

[Chorus]
I don’t know what you heard about me
That penis always get a holler out of me
No cataracts, just sperm I can’t see
I’m a homosexual P.I.M.P
I don’t know what you heard about me
That penis always get a holler out of me
No cataracts, just sperm I can’t see
I’m a homosexual P.I.M.P