Oxydol

[Verse 1: Shoestring]
This is for the ladies
That want they hairdos and they nails done
Jackie had a baby
And claimin' it's my son
Callin' me on the phone
Tellin' me about the pain she's havin'
Well, why you callin' me
You shoulda called Kevin
'Cause he's the one you call
When you need a shoulder to lean on
It's 1993 and now you want me to put a ring on
You askin' me to buy your cart
And give you money
You must be crazy
And callin' my moms and pops
And tellin' 'em about they grandbabies
As I reminisce and take a puff from the Buddha Sess
You got me payin' child support
And I ain't even seen a blood test
And women with this type of behavior, they not ladies
Here's a situation of mama's baby, daddy's maybe
When I was down and out
You went in the other direction
Your bellies get big
'Cause you share my love and affection
You still come around
'Tryna tell me its my kid
Your life is gettin' smaller
And your face is gettin' big
You steady gainin' weight
You need to lose it and you lost it
Kevin grabbed your booty
And he loved it and he tossed it
So don't come my way
'Cause you ain't never bein' my lady
You can wash me out in Oxydol
And still couldn't fade me

[Chorus: Shoestring]
You tellin' my mother about my baby, you must be crazy
You can wash me out in Oxydol and still couldn't fade me
You tellin' my mother about my baby, you must be crazy
You can wash me out in Oxydol and still couldn't fade me
What's wrong with the women in America
You got dollars, the sacks wanna stare at ya
You tellin' my mother about my baby, you must be crazy
You can wash me out in Oxydol and still couldn't fade me

[Verse 2: Bootleg]
Towanna had a baby
Now she shady
'Tryna fade me
For the money
Days ain't sunny
She complains her baby nose is runny
Pressin' me for child support
Don't run them games on I.R.A
My baby had back at first
Now my baby wants back pay
What's up with the women of the world
Are shakin' and fakin'
'Tryna to New Jack Swing
My New Jack Swing keeps breakin'
To the bank, to the bank
Ira's goin' to the bank
It's a menstrual cycle
Buy some diapers kinda gank
Yo, Tales From the Crypts
I got a vampire in my bed
'Tryna suck the blood out my wallet
But that's dead
I'm 20 havin' plenty
Got my bank account still billin'
I thought I shot her up
But Robin Givens is still livin'
I'm paranoid like Chuck D
Sittin' in a cold sweat
You got me all in debt
We watched Mo' Money the day we met
I'm runnin' out of patience and gas
And I'm drivin' fast
Beepin' me for cash
Buyin' cures for diaper rash
I made and you hate it
Ira Dorsey's a public figure
You hate EPMD
'Cause you's a first class gold digger
Your Gucci and your coochie
Got you actin' so shady
You can wash me out in Oxydol and still couldn't fade me

[Chorus: Shoestring]
You tellin' my mother about my baby, you must be crazy
You can wash me out in Oxydol and still couldn't fade me
You tellin' my mother about my baby, you must be crazy
You can wash me out in Oxydol and still couldn't fade me
What's wrong with the women in America
You got dollars, the sacks wanna stare at ya
You tellin' my mother about my baby, you must be crazy
You can wash me out in Oxydol and still couldn't fade me