Oxnard

If there’s a great song about a town
Then "My Kind of Town (Chicago is)" is that song
Name me a great song about a town
A town called New York, say "New York, New York"
I’ll go along
But there’s one great town the songwriters ignore
And it’s starting to make this one songwriter sore
So I set to write this song
Yes, I set out to write this wrong
I mean, I set out to write this right
Cause this song is needed tonight
You ask me why
And I reply:

We’re stepping out tonight in Oxnard
The town they named after the nard of an ox
To gеt that nard they pushed that ox hard
But when it nards thе whole town (?)
We’re stepping out tonight in Oxnard
No more those far-from-Oxnard blues
But there’s one thing to warn you about
Before we start stepping out
Once you step in Oxnard, you can’t get it off of your shoes!
Everybody!
We’re stepping out tonight in Oxnard
The town they named after the nard of an ox
To get that nard they pushed that ox hard
But when it nards the whole town (?)
We’re stepping out tonight in Oxnard
No more those far-from-Oxnard blues
But there’s one thing to warn you about
Before we start stepping out
Once you step in Oxnard, you can’t get it off of your shoes!
You can’t claw it off, you can’t saw it off
I could not get my schnauzer to gnaw it off
Once you step in Oxnard, it’s time to buy new shoes!