Overweight Karate Kid

[Verse 1]
Like an overweight karate kid you could moonwalk
Over my heart
Using candour as painkiller
Tastes like vanilla to me
Occasionally

[Chorus]
Someone please make me go home
The worst at being alone
Just tell me I ought to watch
Informercials for love
And buy all of their trust

[Verse 2]
Saturdays have shown us I'm not
The world's most talkative guy
You say it's fine
But I can always try and answer
With amplified anger
Then cry inside

[Chorus]
Someone please make me go home
The worst at being alone
Just tell me I ought to watch
Informercials for love
And buy all of their trust