Outroduction (let’s make it a word)

[Verse]
Listen here
I got something weird
To say
Today
So please just stay
For it’s a weird thing in the English language
It shouldn’t be here, yeah it should be vanquished
Y’all probably know
Of the word intro
And what it means, how it starts the show
Well y’all know it’s short for introduction
And that seems pretty normal, yeah it seems to function
But there’s a problem here and now
That we have ignored, and I don’t know how
For it’s such a big deal
And it’s super real
And it makes me annoyed and want to squeal
The word 'outro' is short for nothing
While it should be short for outroduction
Well now it’s wrong, and here I sing
Let’s sign a petition and change this thing, yo

[Outro]
Let’s sign a petition and change this thing, yo
Let’s sign a petition and change this thing, yo