My baby won't dance on television, my baby she's shy, shy, shy
My baby won't dance on television, my baby won't even try
Hey, DJ, what's wrong with my baby?
She don't want to shimmy shake it on down
Hey, DJ, what's wrong with my baby?
She don't want to be famous in a minute and a half
In the modern world, she's out of it
Small town girl, she's out of it
Permanent curls, she's out of it
She's out of it
My baby won't move to California, my baby stays high and dry
My baby won't move to California, my baby she's got no drive
Hey, daddy, what's wrong with your daughter?
Don't you want faux fur in a limousine?
Hey, mommy, what's wrong with your baby?
She could have been a big smash on the silver screen
In the modern world, she's out of it
Small town girl, she's out of it
Permanent curls, she's out of it
She's out of it
My baby won't wear no rubber jumper
My baby she can't stand in the sun
My baby won't wear no rubber jumper
My baby's no fun, fun, fun
In the modern world, she's out of it
Small town girl, she's out of it
Permanent curls, she's out of it, she's out of it
In the whole wide world, she's out of it
Small town girl, she's out of it
Permanent curls, she's out of it, she's out of it