Out Come the Freaks (Predominantly Funk Version)

[Intro]
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeak-eak-eak-eak-eak-eak-eak-eak
Out come the freaks
Out come the freaks
Out come the freaks

[Chorus]
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks

[Post-Chorus]
The woodwork squeaks and out comes the freaks
The woodwork squeaks and out comes the freaks

[Interlude]
Out comes the freaks
Out comes the freaks
Woodwork squeak-eak-eak-eak-eak-eak-eak-eak
Out come the freaks
Woodwork squeak-eak-eak-eak-eak-eak-eak-eak
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks

[Chorus]
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks

[Verse 1]
Eddie Harold used a tape recorder
When he had one of his girlfriends over
He didn't want to miss a single scream (Oh, Eddie)
His friends all laughed when he played it later
You had to wonder, did he really hate her?
Girls always made him nervous, that's to blame
And makin' love was just a crazy game

[Chorus]
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks

[Post-Chorus]
The woodwork squeaks and out comes the freaks
The woodwork squeaks
The woodwork squeaks and out comes the freaks
The woodwork squeaks

[Verse 2]
In her apartment was a plastic altar
She'd light a candle when her courage faltered
Sometimes the world got a little hard to bear
It wasn't easy living in the city
She wasn't clever and she wasn't pretty
She chanted in the night but no one cared

[Chorus]
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks

[Post-Chorus]
The woodwork squeaks and out comes the freaks
The woodwork squeaks
The woodwork squeaks and out comes the freaks
The woodwork squeaks

[Verse 3]
Freddie's wife became a topless dancer
Had bondage parties with a Turkish bouncer
She's been evicted, the police have got her car
She tried to sell an antique shotgun
She said she knows some crazy guy who wants one
Her parents said "You're not our daughter, you're a whore
It's over, you don't live here anymore"

[Chorus]
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks (Oh yeah)
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks