Osaka vs. Patrick - Rap Battle!

OSAKA
An American! There’s an American among us! (woooow!)
This fish should join Team Sea Slugs!
Ah can see that yer’ mind is an enigma…
But its machinations are on a different spectrum! (yup!)
In the past, we would’ve seen eye-to-eye
But then you switched up and had to go CGi!
Ah think I nailed this rap thing, like you boarded yer’ head in!
Ohh.. you’re supposed to be hard-headed! I get it!

PATRICK
Heyyy, who you callin’ hard-head? (uhhh)
Yeah, I’m bored! From the words you said (oh snap)
I have until four to finish up these disses
Let’s make this quick, I’m no ordinary starfish, kid
I’m a shining star; a real Ocean Man! (yeah!)
While this knucklehead couldn’t pass one exam!
Your head must be up high in the clouds with all those daydreams
I wouldn’t be surprised if you were smokin’ all that seaweed!

OSAKA
Heyy, you got it all wrong! Not all Osakan folk are…

PATRICK
..Are this bad at songs?

OSAKA
No, no, I’m good at this riddle stuff..

PATRICK
Uhhh… why don’t you prove it then, huh?

(Osaka: ahh… okay! ^w^)

OSAKA
This star can’t match to Sataa Andagiiiii
Couldn’t even buy a Sataa Andagiiiii
At least my show knew when to quit!
You became more watered down than my handkerchief!
OH MAI GAH! Your family got replaced!
FLOW IS WASHED! Your charisma got erased!
Split ya clean in half like chopsticks, call ya Rick!
(MY NAME’S NOT RIIIICK!!) Seems that Rick is fat pissed!

PATRICK
GRRRRRR IT’S PATRICK!!!!
And I got a phat diss for this melon addict
This ugly barnacle should take better care of herself
Your creator took your intellect and pushed it somewhere else
(Leedle leedle lee) I excel at mayonnaise
You suck at the flute and no one remembers your name
Just like fireworks, this blew up in your face
I’m done with this wumbo! You’re again in last place!