Origin Story

This is my origin story its morbid and gory
Theres no moral but it's sort of a warning
I transformed from the torture enduring but, before this i was born as a normy

I practiced for a time took a crack combating crime
Catching bad guys put a mask on and disguise
And then the fastest man Flash would pass by
Tried flying to Wakanda then my passport got denied

Thought i was invisible man til i got jammed up
For vigilantism now i'm sitting in handcuffs
In the alley where felons sell rock candy
On the block pulled the weapon out my sock and spawn slapped me

And blade chased me with a stake on my grave-shift
Mistake me for a shape shifter lately cus my pale skin
I tried scientist and iron man technology
Designed a plan to launch and the plan was private property

And johnny blaze got enraged and spit flames on !
And Luke Cage even Plays the Two Face race card
And Spider-man your friendly neighborhood Spider-man ?
Who i scammed by for Mary Jane then i got slammed

Cus Petey Parker was a geek squad teenie bopper
Now he beats jocks up and even shoves me in lockers
I tried tried the sidekick shtick driving bitch in the bat-mobile
But this guys napping at the wheel !

I was rejected by professor X's mental tests
My genetics to the X-Men were like special ed
I got smacked and blacked out and gotta rash
On my butt crack and blew my back out ( HULK SMASH!)

And Doctor Strange wouldn't operate on my face
Cus State-farm dosn't cover gamma rays and toxic waste
I mutated to a super human through abuse
Who's mucus drooling's like bazukas shooting through ya schools!