Orgy, porgy, pussy, and thigh
Ain't nothing better make the monkey man cry
Pac it, sac it, brown paper bag
Smack dab trigger from the leper in drag
Pit stop jigger on a nicotine bloom
Chicken fried freak got to bendin' that spoon
Junked out lemon, she's a sight for sore eyes
Rusted skirt, ain't no peakin' inside
Scratch back bastard, he's a hellava goon
Won't never be happy 'til he's wearin' tight shoes
Jet Black heffe, got to handle that shine
Sucker in the cellar drinking gasoline wine