Opportunist Route

[Verse]
Whatever you can do, I can do better
You can make her wet, well I can make her wetter
She misses me so she sends me letters
There's one problem, we ain't together
We ain't together, haven't been so in forever
Starting to forget her, but she keep pestering
Doesn't she know obsession is damaging?
She's got issues and she thinks I'm the one to help
Sorry, but the only one I care for is myself
I'll pray for you, but I'll never get involved physically
Materials of wealth are the opportunities I'm seeking
Opportunism is the route that all musicians take
It applies to me too, does that make me fake?
Don't care what you think, making music for my cult fanbase
Stashing my money, 'cause I'm not a big fan of banks
She bothers me, but we aren't filming a prank

[Chorus]
I might slip up and let her spend a day
If it's only for a bit, it won't hurt to let her stay
Might slip up and let her spend a day
If it's only for a bit, it won't hurt to let her stay

[Slowed]
[Verse]
Whatever you can do, I can do better
You can make her wet, well I can make her wetter
She misses me so she sends me letters
There's one problem, we ain't together
We ain't together, haven't been so in forever
Starting to forget her, but she keep pestering
Doesn't she know obsession is damaging?
She's got issues and she thinks I'm the one to help
Sorry, but the only one I care for is myself
I'll pray for you, but I'll never get involved physically
Materials of wealth are the opportunities I'm seeking
Opportunism is the route that all musicians take
It applies to me too, does that make me fake?
Don't care what you think, making music for my cult fanbase
Stashing my money, 'cause I'm not a big fan of banks
She bothers me, but we aren't filming a prank

[Chorus]
I might slip up and let her spend a day
If it's only for a bit, it won't hurt to let her stay
Might slip up and let her spend a day
If it's only for a bit, it won't hurt to let her stay