Opening

[Stimpy]
Hey, Ren! Do you mind if I turn on the radio while you read your paper?

[Ren]
Huh? Oh, sure, Stimpy

*Stimpy turns on the Radio, unintelligible noises play along with rock music*

[Ren]
Stimpy! Can you turn that blasted radio down!?
How do you expect me to concentrate?

[Stimpy]
Huh?

[Ren]
Stimpy! Stimpy!

[Stimpy]
Huh?

[Ren]
Aaargh!

[Unnamed Radioman]
Oooh yeah! That was “Godzilla Knows Where Elvis Lives” by The ClapperHeads!
And now.. K-DAZE would like to announce.. *radio jingle* ..a contest!

[ Stimpy ]
Ren! A Contest!

[Unnamed Radioman]
Ha-Hey, all you cats out there in Radioland!
Lemme ask ya somethin’.. Did you ever wanna be a DJ?
Did you ever wanna have your voice heard by millions of people?
Did you ever wanna play today’s top hits and give away thousands of fantastic prizes?
Well! Here is your chance! Just dial 555 - K-DAZE and be Caller #5 and you will be DJ for a day!
That’s right! Be Caller #5 and win DJ for a day!

[Stimpy]
Outta my way, Ren!
I must be Caller #5!

[Ren]
Eh, It sounds like a scam to me

[Stimpy]
But, Ren!
I’ve wanted to be a DJ.. ever since I was a kitten!