Open Verse 1

[Intro]
Ahem, May I have your attention, please?
Will an actual rapper stand up in the crowd?
I repeat, is there any real rappers here?
Um, We're going to have a problem. (Chika Chika Chika)

[Verse]
Hi Kids, Do you like violence? (Yeah!)
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails, through each one of my eyelids? (Uh Huh!)
Bite someone’s ear off just like Mike Tyson. (Yeah!)
Meant bit off, you stole from Mic Titans! (Oh...)
Coming towards you like I’m a great white shark
Jaw on the floor, I bеat you looking like Jurassic Park
Call me racist, used tеrm white instead of black (You're racist!)
You stick that unnecessary comment up your (WAIT!)
I forgot, YT doesn't like cuss words. (Nope)
I’ll smash your white teeth, make you rap in your cupboard (Ooh)
I am a saint! Don’t compare me to Cuthbert. (Nope)
Put the pedal to the metal now I must burp (Burp!)
I’m a viking, who’s rhyming and timing is unmatched in the slightest
I’m the one riding the writings of my own belief, I’m the highest (Wooo!)
Peak that there is, I’m always a winner, don’t believe in tying, don’t cry if (Boohoo)
I will always be the one that’s bullying instead of the 9th grade teacher’s tyrant of a child (Oh no)
I rather walk 1,000 miles instead of hearing 645AR’s mouth
I’d lose all my calories, weigh 100 pounds
I would fall flat on my face, cheek on the ground
Rot away, the ants building a mound around me
I frown upon that if it’s that’s the underground me
I don't have hot lines, Bars giving frostbite
But If I changed how I rapped, I’ll be in the wrong, right?
I like my raps kinda like a chick’s thong, tight!
Her and I will have such a dumb long night
And see I didn’t have to make Mom mad and say those lines out of spite
I didn’t degrade women in any way or fashion
Didn’t reference anything about smashing
I hate a chick who has long eyelashes
I’m talking about the ones that if you cut them off, you think they're from mustaches!
Nah, not gonna rap at the speed of light
It’s the situation you gotta flee or fight
I make kidders pee their tights
Better read your rights
You have the right to zip your pie
You can leave or die
But LoD's here to save the day, but I'm an evil guy! (Evil Guy!)