Oooh Weee

[Verse 1]
I was pumping gas on a hot day sipping cool liquid
Seen a young lady that I really wouldn’t mind tryna get with
Everything on point, man, she was looking terrific
Rocking that sun dress, hoping that the wind don’t lift it
I said, “Excuse me, hate to disturb, but can I just approach and have a few words?
One or two minutes just to see what’s on your mind
And maybe get to know ya somewhere down the line
You’re looking too good just to let you pass by
Couldn’t take my eyes off ya, I ain’t gonna lie”
My confidence real high, never been shy, so why the hell wouldn’t I try?
And she said

[Chorus, Lisa Luv]
Oooh weee
Take a look at this car, take a look at this jewelry
I got a man at home taking real good care of me
So understand, homeboy, you and I could never be
Unless you gon’ do what he do

[Verse 2]
I said, “I guess I gotta give it to ya, baby girl, yeah that’s a nice ride
Couldn’t really tell ya what it cost but I’m knowing that price high
All I can do is show ya that I’m a real nice guy”
She seemed to have a habit when she talked a’rubbing on her right thigh
She said, “nice guy I’m quite sure you are
But can you keep the [?] on this pretty ass car?
And keep at least two or three grand in the purse
And whatever you got going, I come first
For a woman like me,” she said, “you got to have your weight up”
I couldn’t get mad ‘cause at least she was straight up
Money seemed to be all she was thinking of
But I asked her, “What about love?” and she said

[Chorus]
Oooh weee
Take a look at this car, take a look at this jewelry
I got a man at home taking real good care of me
So understand, homeboy, you and I could never be
Unless you gon’ do what he do

[Verse 3]
She said, “For me, you gotta be on a certain level to holler
I’m looking at your pump, you only put in seven dollars
Maybe in another place in another time
The circumstances’ll change and love’ll really be blind
But right now, I’m only focused on getting paid
The only way I’ll trade is if I’ll upgrade”
I’m afraid that I may have made a little mistake
I still believe in two people meeting and testing fate
The premise of real love and actuality’s great
Discovering compatible personality traits
I’m looking for a woman that I can happily date
And somebody on the same page, that’ll be straight
“When it’s all said and done, you’re hustle I can’t knock it
Especially if I ain’t the one putting it in your pocket”
But right before I walked off and let it alone
I said, “Can you put me in the friend zone?” and she said

[Chorus]
Oooh weee
Take a look at this car, take a look at this jewelry
I got a man at home taking real good care of me
So understand, homeboy, you and I could never be
Unless you gon’ do what he do