Ooh, It’s Captain Feathersword

The friendly pirate crew pass out Dorothy's birthday cake.)

Oh, be careful now. That's Dorothy's birthday cake for her surprise party tonight
She's gonna be so excited
Oh! Oh, please be careful with the cake

Wally, wait here. This is Captain Feathersword's

Oh yes!

Captain! Captain!
Captain Feathersword! Hello!

(spotting Dorothy coming) Oh, quick!
Hide the cake! It's Dorothy!
(to young pirate boy who is holding cake)
Oh no, hide here. (grabs cake and hides inside the dock house.)

This is the best idea, Wally
Captain Feathersword never, ever, ever, ever, ever forgets my birthday

Yes, yes, and don't forget to ask him about the magic wand

Hi, Captain Feathersword

Dorothy, what a surprise party
I mean, what a surprise to see you today

Um, this is Wally. He's a magician

(Wally tries giving handshakes to Captain but his hand keeps going up and down.)

Well anyway, lovely to see on this fine occasion

Really? What occasion do you mean?

Happy (foghorn)
Happy days. Happy days

Happy days

Are you all right, Captain?

Captain Feathersword: It wouldn't be all right for such a special day

A special day! What day would that be, Captain?

Oh, it's the, um, the last day before, before
(groaning instretchy voice)

Captain, you crew

Whoa! Oh! Oh, me hearties
Whoo! Well, now indeed
Well, if you got that much energy
You can show Dorothy the Dinosaur our new pirate dance

A pirate dance!

Let's all do a pirate dance!

(Captain Feathersword and crew dance while the music starts playing.)

(singing) Who's the pirate with a feather for a sword?

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword

Who's the pirate with a feather in its hat?

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword

He tickles you, he tickles me

He tickles everything that moves and everything he sees

You know he is the leader of the pirate seas

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword

He can cook a birthday cake for a party you see

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword

And he will show you how to do a groovy pirate dance

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword

He'll tickle you, he tickle me

He'll tickle everything that moves and everything he sees

You know he is the leader of the pirate seas

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword