Only 364 Shopping Days ’Til Christmas

[Verse 1]
Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
The kids have already started making out their wish list
All of those brand new toys they opened up this morning
Should come with a warning, aoon becomes old and boring
Back to the malls there's not one second to waste
Use Grandma's car and get a handicapped parking space

[Chorus]
There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
Ho ho ho, no here we go again

[Verse 2]
Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
Manger scenes are on sale get a free Baby Jesus
So many gifts to buy, so little cash to spend
The second that it ends it starts all over again
Might as well leave the tree up and the lights right where they are
It may seem far away but it's really not that far

[Chorus]
There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
Ho ho ho, no here we go again

[Interlude]
I say that's 364 days times twenty-four hours
Four times four is sixteen
Four times six is twenty-four plus one is twenty-five
Four times three is twelve plus two is fourteen
Drop the zeroes down
Two times four is eight
Two times six is twelve plus two is twelve
Two times three is six plus seven
Drop the zero, that's six
Eight plus five is thirteen
Fourteen times two is seven
Seven plus one
That's 8,736 hours to Christmas
My gosh that ain't much time
I think I better go
I think that was right

[Verse 3]
Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
I can't believe how little stress-free time that gives us
The credit's all been maxed out but there's still layaway
Start now and you might pay it off before the holiday
Scratch out those names we can reuse those Christmas cards
Save the wrapping paper and keep the snow chains on the tires

[Chorus]
There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas
Ho ho ho, no here we go again
Blow blow blow and lots of dough
Ho ho ho, no here we go again