Online Dating

[Chorus]
I met a boy on the Internet, now
I can make him up inside my head, and
He can be whatever I project him
I can just do this all from my bed, yeah
I met a boy on the Internet, it
Kind of suits me that we don't have sex, I'm
Super self-conscious and mad depressed, and
I don't feel anything on my meds, yeah

[Verse]
I'm not romantic, I'm super lazy
I took the mirror off the wall because I hate me
I'm suicidal, I should sedate me
'Cause Google diagnosed me twice with ADHD
I've got a boy crush, he's never met me
And if he ever did, I bet he wouldn't get me
I'm such a stoner, I lack emotion
I fall asleep at night and seven tabs are open

[Chorus]
I met a boy on the Internet, now
I can make him up inside my head, and
He can be whatever I project him
I can just do this all from my bed, yeah
I met a boy on the Internet, it
Kind of suits me that we don't have sex, I'm
Super self-conscious and mad depressed, and
I don't feel anything on my meds, yeah

[Bridge]
It's kind of nauseating that I've been online dating
At least my heart's not breaking, now that I'm online dating
I told my mom "Stop hating, it's only online dating"
At least my heart's not breaking, now that I'm online dating

[Chorus]
I met a boy on the Internet, now
I can make him up inside my head, and
He can be whatever I project him
I can just do this all from my bed, yeah
I met a boy on the Internet, it
Kind of suits me that we don't have sex, I'm
Super self-conscious and mad depressed, and
I don't feel anything on my meds, yeah