One Weird Trick

One weird trick
To make you lose your mind
Sit down and open wide
You can't get off this ride
It peels and then it dries
Used up and tossed aside
There's nowhere left to hide
You're never gonna die
Give up, give up
Give up, give up
Give up

One weird trick
To make you waste your time
To make life so sublime
It only costs a dime
Your kiss will be a crime
Please touch me like a mime
And let me taste your slime
You're never past your prime
Give up, give up
Give up, give up

Is it alright? Is it alright?
This is alright. This is alright
Is it alright? Is it alright?
This is alright. This is alright
Try this one weird trick
Try this one weird trick
It’s this one weird trick
It’s this one weird trick
Try this one weird trick
Try this one weird trick
It’s this one weird trick
It’s this one weird trick
Try this one weird trick
Try this one weird trick
It’s this one weird trick
It’s this one weird trick

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One weird trick
To dry up all the rain
To help you ease the pain
To drive your man insane
It clears away the shame
Sit down and clear your brain
Give up and say my name
Give up and take the blame
Give up, give up
Give up, give up

Is it alright? Is it alright?
This is alright. This is alright
Is it alright? Is it alright?
This is alright. This is alright
Try this one weird trick
Try this one weird trick
It’s this one weird trick
It’s this one weird trick
Try this one weird trick
Try this one weird trick
It’s this one weird trick
It’s this one weird trick
Try this one weird trick
Try this one weird trick
It’s this one weird trick
It’s this one weird trick

One weird trick
One weird trick
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