One Trick Phony

[Verse 1: Chillin]
Yo Mr. Wiz, which game had the hypest plays?
Not including Melee dawg, that was a mistake
Don't come crawling back when you doing badly
You make me and MikeHaze look like fuckin athletes

Built from the ground up, EVO in the rearview
Mr. Wizard's talking shit but we don't even hear you
Melee not at EVO? Guess you feeling overworked
Nine whole games but you only own that orange shirt

[Transition: Mike Haze]
Okay, wait a minute, why are we even wasting time with Mr. Wizard dawg, like no one really cares that much. I got someone better we can diss, drop the beat Chillin

[Verse 2: Chillin and Mike Haze]
Yeah
So what is this? It's a Salem diss
We spittin too much fire, time to burn the Salem witch
It's obvious, I'm thinking you should call it quits
You're being such a little bitch that even Tafokints is talking shit

Hard to miss, I got bars to spit
You had a nice little run but it's gone to shit
I had to cool the flow down cause my lines is coming too hot
I'ma rep the team down at Summit, but you not

You're not at Summit, I think that all your stock will plummet
So stop disrupting if your stupid tweets your only function
Got no discussion, we're gonna make you disappear
You can't stand up for nothing because you as short as your career

Let me make it clear, Melee created this
Why you out here talking shit? We all got a stake in this
Get this man some help because that Twitter lookin terrible
Don't worry. I bet MVG'll take good care of you

You're often extreme, you're so off and it seems
You won't stop so you getting dropped from the team
It's odd and serene, you're so lost in the scheme
You try to follow your dream, but no one watches your stream

Not tryna be mean, I'm a lover not a fighter
But I was winning tourneys back when this dude was in diapers
Unlike Salem, Melee always has a rebirth
And Plup outplaced you. Where were the years of research?

A swift procedure, we roasting Salem on the leisure
I'm thinking he hurt and he needs to go and smoke some reefer
You had a master plan and none of it has gone right
But why we wasting time when he got 65th at Frostbite?

Oh right. I was expecting just a little more
Next time prerequisite: diss someone top 64
Salem just another scrub, you know I don't got time for these
Leave this dude behind and we all just saying "Finally..."