One Punch In Freestyle

[Intro]
Yo, yo
One Punch In Freestyle
The joke is
That this isn't going to be one punch in
And it's also not a freestyle
I just thought it was a cool name

[Verse]
Yo
It's real smooth like my fucking head
Gangly, Aang the Avatar, but words are what I up and bend
Rhyme harder than Saitama can punch a head
Follow gut instinct, I always keep my stomach clenched
Knocked on Death's door, he opened up
"You look rough," he said
I'm just so bloody stressed
Went and had a couple for the road after a bender drove me up the bend
End of my rope, Ian Beale, I've got nothing left
Hе said, "Well the only slots I've got arе 1 and 10"
Said "how 'bout Wednesday?"
He said, "You're out of luck my friend
It's not your time, you're not set to kick the bucket yet
You've got a show and tour to do, you've got to go and boss that set"
So I'm back with the three anime geeks
We're not heroes, no we're vigilantes that hang in the streets
Can of Febreeze to cover the smell of cannabis leaves
Strand of this weed, roll it up inside a panel from Bleach
Cause the hit feel like Rukia palm
An out of body experience, and I'm usually calm
But I'm freaking out like Scooby when he's spooked and alarmed
Still, I'm checking out the Velma chick who's moving her arse
So Yo
Spin rounds, Dizzy
This sound gives me about 50 hours in me
Bouncing around like I'm Bound Man
Be scouring these crowds, spot a fitty that's arousing me
Bow Chicka Wow, pretty missy wake the hound in me
Haru petite hopping over to the dancing floor
Likes when I bite her, so I give her what she's asking for
Said I could eat her all night, like it hard, wet, and raw
She told me, "Wow, I've never done it with a carnivore"
Step to us, best address me as Sama or
I go insane, seinen violence, Vinland Saga gore
You trash talkers look like Garbodor
Volley heads to the ground, shit looking just like when Tanaka scores
Grab the pen, it's Platinum End
By that, I meant it has effects of arrows red
Control a crowd with that my pad has said
Outfit, I need a lavish set
Inhabitants of Zou was my clothes
Mink coat, chain gold 24 karat neck
Vocal tracks get older cats
Throwing jabs, hit back strikes more than Rengoku raps
I've done more in my home and gaff than you've done on the global maps
Spreading shit? Shut up, go get vaxxed
Dickhead

[Intro]
And his is why none of you can tell me that I'm not one of the best at this
Like, Like, I just am, I just am
This is the only time I'm gonna be a dickhead about it
Because I fucking am, and I've proved it, time and time again
And I'll keep doing it
And that's that