One of the Beautiful People (No Way to Treat a Lady)

[SARAH]
Look at me
I'm one of the beautiful people
High in my ivory tower
Mistress of all that I see

Look at me
I'm oh so connected, protected by beautiful people
Always so certain of company by my side
At least they provide with me someplace to hide

In my Upper East Side apartment
I am living a life of ease
Thanks to one very friendly broker
And two-hundred and sixty Gs

When I'm not reading Town and Country
I'm exploring the world of Elle
I deplore anything nouveau
And adore everything nouvelle

In my latest designer dresses
I am fashionably in the know
And I'm equally stylish wearing black chiffon

Every Saturday night's a party
Where I play with a sumptuous set
And we only drink French Champagne 'til the dawn

Toasting the guests
Toasting the host
Toasting the food
Toasting ourselves
Aren't we the most?

Well, look at me!
I'm one of the beautiful people
Surrounded by beautiful people
Why do I feel so alone?

Just look at me
Who was I deceiving, believing in beautiful people?
Soaring was easy with company by my side
Pity that nobody cared what laid inside

But then you came along
Quite a sight, I have to confide
With your shirt needing pressing, a stain on your tie
And your left shoe untied
And you reeked of cologne
And I've never known anyone so fond of plaid

But then your jokes made me laugh
'Til I had lost all control
And when you looked in my eyes
You saw straight through to my soul
With just one touch of your hand
I felt so safe and alive
I'll never force you to stay
But I'll be damned not to try
Why should I say goodbye?

I'll say goodbye
Goodbye to the beautiful people
Goodbye to the charge card and Guccis
Goodbye to the room with a view
I'll say farewell to Hampton vacations
And nations of beautiful people
And say hello to beautiful you