One Night Stand (AOYF Version)

[Verse 1]
I never do this ever
It’s not what shy girls do
But something in your eyes
Drew me closer to you

Do you feel the spark between us?
Sometimes you can just tell
I feel our two souls touching
Like I know you really well
Really well, really well
(Really well)

This might be strange to tell you
And I swear I’m not a whore
But there are 206 bones in my body
And I’d really like one more
One more, one more
(One more)

[Verse 2]
You're like Tweety Bird, come look at my putty-tat
You’re like a parking ticket: so fine
Jean Claude Van damn! You’re sexy
Let’s get horizontal and combine

'Cause you’re fine, you’re so fine
Oh baby, you’re so hot
Come on, give me all you got
Hey!
Oh baby, you're so rad
Come on, let's do something bad
Hey!

Your thighs are Thanksgiving
Your stomach's Christmas
Gonna visit in between the holidays
Energizer bunny keep going and going
We’ve struck up a match and I set you ablaze

'Cause you’re fine, you’re so fine
Oh baby, you're so cute
Get into your birthday suit
Hey!
Oh baby, you're so sexy
Come on over and undress me
Hey!

Hey!

[Verse 3]
Shoot, would you look the time
Gotta go, this has been fun
Hey!
Lots to do in the morning
Gotta help my friend move
Gotta do my taxes
Gotta check my email
Plus it’s Arbor Day
Hey!
Where the hell did I put my bra?
Oh… hey!

Wait, what, you think we’re dating?
However could that be?
'Cause we just had sex
And it meant nothing, at all, to me
To me, to me
(To me)

[Verse 4]
And also, hello!
How could we be dating if we never held hands
We held onto the bedpost but we never held hands
You got inside my body but you didn’t reach my heart
We raced right to the finish but I guess we missed the start
There’s no way we're dating 'cause we never held hands

How could we be dating if you never took me out? Ooh!
No whisper of sweet nothing, you just made me scream and shout, ooh!
There was no love ambition but you taught me new positions on the way
The Rosa Parks
The corned beef hash
The moon landing

You may know my body
You don’t know my soul
You want the donut
But all you’re gonna get is the hole

[Outro]
Listen babe, I’d call you
And probably real soon
But I lost my cell
And I’ll be out of town ‘til June

I guess I didn’t mention
My band’s going on tour
So I’ll be super busy
Otherwise we’d date

For sure, for sure
For sure, for sure
Fer sher, fer sher
Fo' sho, fo' sho
Fer sher, fer sher
For sure, for sure
For sure, for sure
(For sure)

'Cause it was… so great