One Night Only

[Verse 1: Nick Lupi]
Tell a mu’ fuckin friend, them I-Dub boys are back at it
Back making a racket, [?], uh
The writing’s on the wall, matte black shit
Couple horses short of a back paddock
But, I’ve been making it work
Go on and put my name in a verse, I’ma take you to church
I don’t give a fuck what your mate mighta’ heard
Book full of rhymes and a brain full of girls
I met this one in Brizzy that made me fall hard
She learnt everything she know from a pornstar
She got a man but he gave her a hall pass
Because he’s a fan, now put that in a hall mark, uh
Put her in a cab, I’m out the door, brah
Whole team got stripes, we the all stars
Since I left ya’, been trying to ball hard
We doing it big down at the small bar
Man, my flow got silly
Like [?], we outta the ball park, gone

[Chorus: Joyride, Nick Lupi, Jimmy Nice]
Tell me you need me
Tell me you want me
Say I’m the only one for you
You could be lying (Hey)
But it won’t stop me (Hey)
Make me an offer that I can’t refuse
I’m here for one night only (yeah, eyeah, eyeah)
It’s whatever you wanna do
I’m here for one night only (yeah, yeah, eyeah)
Yeah, uh
I’m here for one night only

[Post Chorus: Jimmy Nice, Joyride]
Dix, what’s going on?
Not a lot, bruh, why you taking so long?
Ah man, just shit on my plate, can’t chill
How ‘bout you shake it off man, tell ‘em how you feel

[Verse 2: Jimmy Nice, Joyride]
Yeah, fuck it, alright I will
Fuck a vitamin pill, you probably should write a will
Mumma tellin’ me chill, the public tellin’ me fuck it
Cos let’s be really real, y’all love it
[?] the inner west in the west down at Cottlesloe beach
With a couple known freaks, rockin’ on no sleep
Bottle of OD, blowin’ weed everywhere
Tell the hotelier: “one night only”
Warm regards, [?]
I roll the best damn spliffs, I’m a Dutch master
Maybe I can paint a pic like the Dutch masters did
I aced the fuck out my art classes (Woo)
Autograph tits with markers, kid
I’ve been [?] like bus passes
We ride ‘til there’s no rides left
We ride ‘til there’s no rides left, sing it now
My word, we get around in the town
Wherever the women and weed be

[Chorus (Extended): Joyride, Nick Lupi, Jimmy Nice]
Tell me you need me
Tell me you want me
Say I’m the only one for you
You could be lying
But it won’t stop me
Make me an offer that I can’t refuse
I’m here for one night only (yeah, eyeah, eyeah)
It’s whatever you wanna do
I’m here for one night only (yeah, yeah, eyeah)
Yeah, uh
Tell me you need me
Tell me you want me
Say I’m the only one for you
You could be lying
But it won’t stop me
Make me an offer that I can’t refuse
I’m here for one night only (yeah, eyeah, eyeah)
It’s whatever you wanna do
I’m here for one night only (yeah, yeah, eyeah)
Yeah, uh
I’m here for one night only

[Outro: Joyride]
Uh, good afternoon. This is Paul from the holiday inn in Adelaide. Just trying to get in contact with Mr Nicholas Lupi. This is regarding the Split Syndicate booking on the weekend. Uh, you’ve incurred some extra charges. Now we’re trying to charge them to your credit card. It seems to be uh, cancelled, or declined. We-we really need to get this sorted. Now if I can just give you a brief rundown of what it is. Altogether we’ll be charging you for the dry cleaning of staff uniforms, as well as the re-cooking of room service. As well, you guys have broken two [?] beds, and the lid of the piano in the foyer. Uh, pretty good effort for one night. Look, we need, really need to get this settled ASAP, so if you could please give us a call back so we can sort this out. Not really looking to get, uh, the authorities involved, but if we have to, we will. Speak to you soon Mr Lupi, bye