One Man Show

[Verse]
So why the fuck am I doing this
I guess that's a good question, you bitch
It’s because I'm just trying to show my talent
But whatever you do, don't check my bank balance
As empty as can be, can you motherfuckers see
I’m doing this rap shit just as a hobby
But if I do make it big and I can get money
Like 50, you already know that's great for me
Made the beats, wrote the rap
Except Tylenol's verse, coming up soon, relax
Now I gotta wait for Kon Artis to slip me some crack
Cause y'all know More Than Two's my band, facts
We shoot at anyone who's a pain in our ass
A thorn in our side, you fucking bitches will die
When I, pull out my motherfucking knife
The switch, and I'll switch your bitch
Gonna give that motherfucking ass a hit
Like what I'm bound to have, bound to be big
They should call me notorious for this shit
And that’s not disrespect
I’m sorry, I didn't mean to interject
Just wanted to give a shoutout to one of the greatest
But damn, that interlude got me erect
Stiff like a statue, always coming at you
Better watch out fore I catch you
Who’s that boy over there you're attached to
Like a dad who knows when you touch the thermostat
Like I'm drinking as fast as I can
Out of that thermos-stat
And I apologize for that
Bad pun, that shit was no fun
Like when you lose a card game with one
Card left, that shit sucks
Like your mom last night, what
Those jokes aren't cool anymore
Calling someone’s mom a whore
Guess I'm behind so I can't let the door
Hit me on the ass on the way out so
How do you have doubts in your beliefs
That I can motherfucking succeed
First track on my EP
This shit's my first CD
Working on an album too, see
Never stop, if I do, I'll get rusty
Like a sink ain't been cleaned in years
You can't hear me, clean your ears
I do my shit all in one take
A verse a take is all it takes, okay
Some people got me saying "Fuck's sake"
Who plays the keys, who made the beat
I did, we already went over that, B
I know, I just wanted to remind you fuckers of one thing
It's a one man show, this thing
So everyone gather round
Fore I end this song right here right now
My life ain't all this celebrating though
There are still dark days, yo