One Man’s Family

[Verse 1]
Herman's quite the family man
Proud to be alive
Every weekday you can find
Exuberance from nine to five

[Verse 2]
Yesterday is like today
Tomorrow's just the same
Goodness knows it's so refreshing
What each brand new day can bring, and

[Chorus]
He can't tell me
Exactly what he's worth
Why he wouldn't want to trade
His place with anyone else on Earth

[Verse 3]
Betty doesn't have to work
She sits around the house
Eatin' candy by the pound
Calls Herman a dirty louse

[Verse 4]
Has a splitting headache
And complains that she is sad
Havе another cocktail, Betty
Tell mе of the man you could've had, and

[Chorus]
She can't tell me
Exactly how she feels
How she has been robbed of love
Her disappointments, her ordeals

[Verse 5]
Lester is their chubby lad
So quietly obscure
No-one seems to notice Lester
No-one seems to really care

[Verse 6]
But he's different, actually
He even grew long hair
Lester told me he's a flower
Isn't that peculiar, and

[Chorus]
Though he can't tell me
For sure what he believes
He told me not to hurt the flowers
But it's alright if I kill the weeds

[Outro]
Mmm, just one man's family