One for the Head Skit (Piracy Funds Terrorism Version)

[Intro: Missy Elliott]
One
One
One
One

[Verse: Missy Elliott]
One; drums go bump, bump, bump
This beat here will make your pum pum jump
If you's a fat one, put your clothes back on
Before you start putting pot holes in my lawn
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh
I'm under attack like my name was Saddam
I am the bomb from New York to Milan
And I can write a song sicker than Jeffrey Dahm'
(Woop woop!) Don't touch my car alarm
Break in my car, you will hear "Viper Armed"
I've been a superstar since Daddy Kane was raw
I'm live on stage, c'mon and give me some applause
"Thank you! Oh, thank you, you all are so wonderful!"

[Chorus: M.I.A. & Missy Elliott]
(One for the head, and two for thе beat)
(Who-di-whooooooooooooo!)
(One for the hеad, and two for the beat)
Pass that dutch, pass that dutch
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
Pass that dutch, pass that dutch, pass that dutch
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
Come on, pass the dutch, baby! (ahh!)
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
Shake-shake shake ya stuff, ladies!
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
(Who-di-whooooooooooooo!)
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
Pass that dutch, pass that dutch
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
Pass that dutch, pass that dutch
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
Pop that, pop that, jiggle that fat (ahh!)
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
Don't stop, get it 'til ya clothes get wet
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
(One for the head, and two for the beat)

[Verse 2: Missy Elliott]
Pop that, pop that, make that money
Just keep it going like the Energizer Bunny
Shake that, shake that, move it all around
Spank that, yank that, dutch back now
Freak him, freak her, whatever your choice
Didn't come to judge, I came to get ya moist
Scream "Who-di-whooooooo!", now my voice is lost
Can I get a ride on the white horse?

[Chorus: M.I.A. & Missy Elliott]
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
(Who-di-whooooooooooooo!)
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
Pass that dutch, pass that dutch
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
Pass that dutch, pass that dutch, pass that dutch
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
Come on, pass the dutch, baby! (ahh!)
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
Shake-shake shake ya stuff, ladies!
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
(Who-di-whooooooooooooo!)
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
Pass that dutch, pass that dutch
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
Pass that dutch, pass that dutch
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
Pop that, pop that, jiggle that fat (ahh!)
(One for the head, and two for the beat)
Don't stop, get it 'til ya clothes get wet