One Dance (Anagram Parody)

[Intro]
Picture... the oceanside

[Verse 1]
Ned was a creep, lived on the beach
He owned a kayak fleet
That he'd keep in the shed
Where he would sleep
One day outside, he peeped
What did he see?
A granny from Denmark eating ice cream
He tried to take it from her
But she fought back; they fought

[Hook]
That's right, in the canoe den
Down by the ocean, lived Ned
He stole a cone from a Dane
Got hit with thе end of her cane, oncе more
In that canoe den
That's where you'd find ocean Ned
He stole a cone from a Dane
But he caught the end of her cane, ouchie

[Refrain]
Picture... celebrities... on a tennis court

[Verse 2]
Conan O'Brein, Ed O'Neill from Married with Children
Filmmaker Ethan Coen playing against these opponents:
Twister Sister's Dee Snider, John Cena, the rapper, actor, wrestler
Their matches would've been shorter if their serves had been better

[Hook]
Dee and Conan, Cena, and Ed O'N.,
And and E. Coen were perturbed
None aced one single serve, that's right
Conan and Dee, Ed O'N. and John C
And E. Coen were disgraced
So many serves, but none aced, not one

[Interlude]
Oh... Tell me
Some palindromes
The same either way they go
Forwards or back
Both to and fro
They're identical

[Verse 3]
(Front way, back way)
Toronto: Hot! No rot
(Front, front, front way, back way)
The motto: Started from the bottom
(Front way, front way, back way)
6, eh? The 6!
(Front way, back way)
And of course, OVO

[Verse 4]
Whether you're an old man
Or a coed named Anne
To Ontario with you
"East-northeast? Can do!"
Where December feels long
As if it lasts an eon
It's as cold as can be
You will need no A/C unit

[Outro]
This is the same
Set of letters found in the name
Of the Nicki Minaj hit
"Anaconda" if it's a bit misspelled
As a young lad, I had pimples real bad
But now I'm grown and they're gone
And just like my acne, this song is done