One

[Intro]
Man we've been doing this parenting
Thing for a whole year
I should write a book or something
Just kidding, maybe like a paragraph

My son turned one
Being a parents been fun
Video needed a song
So I wrote this one
This is a recap
Of his year on earth
That started off with his natural birth
(Enough of that)

Son turned one
Being a parent been great
I'm learning something new
Each and every single day
He
Rarely smiles
But that's okay
He scares all the weird strangers
In public away

My son turned one and I'm so glad he's my son
If we had a daughter
Think I'd had to buy a gun
But
Now he'll have to learn karate
So he can protect and bring
Honor to us all daily
(Yeah)

Son turned one
Time has flown by like a breeze
Can't wait til he learns to cover
His mouth when he has to sneeze
Parenting is like scientology
They tell you things as they go
And it cost a lotta money

My son turned one and I don't know want to say
I co-created a human
That's cooler than May
It's been a fulltime job
Wife works every shift
I get rested at night so I can make breakfast

My son turned one it's crazy to say out loud
He'll do the littlest thing
And I'll still be proud
It's been a trip every day
And I'm loving the view
I'd stay home all the time
But we need revenue

My son turned one
I've said that too many times
I make dad jokes now
Lock me up if its a crime
My wife's an MVP
I cheer her on from the bench
I don't change a lot of diapers
But I've got tons of assists

Son turned one
Being a dad beens a joy
Never thought I'd love a
Bald brown chubby little boy
This is the only gift he got from me
A funny song, couple rhymes
And a catchy melody
(What!)

[Outro]
My son turned one
He's a real one
Whole years been fun
He's a real one
We're playing (?) it's a real one
What else rhymes with one?
It's real fun
It's uno in Spanish
That's the only word I know in Spanish
Do you want to say anything?
(Baby noises)
Well said