Once Upon A Dime

Every lively story that one calls a tale
Is filled with legend and myth to unveil
But I don’t tell these stories for fun!
So listen up to hear what I’ve done
The monsters, ghosts and demons come ‘round
From the ground, anger bound, never slowing down
These men still haunt my poor memory
So hear me, please you three and Webby!
1, 2, 3, 4 millions of gold I adore
But my age, I try to dismiss
5, 6, 7, 8 times I was chased from the fate
Of my grave, so I hereby state this:

Once upon a dime
I was young and built like a great strong boulder
And with all that time
I turned story to legend while getting older
Once upon a dime
They feared the McDuck’s! We were climbing to heaven
Now after my prime
I will rise to the top and again be mentioned!

Ships and treasure filled my soul with a burn
So for the good days, do I yearn
Contact from the outer space I warn
Laddies be careful with the alien born
My craving appetite for the fun
Wasn’t done, always on the run
Imagine life without any scare
Too bare, I live for the dare!

1, 2, 3, 4 millions of gold I adore
But my age, I try to dismiss
5, 6, 7, 8 times I was chased from the fate
Of my grave, so I hereby state this:

Once upon a dime
I was young and built like a great strong boulder
And with all that time
I turned story to legend while getting older
Once upon a dime
They feared the McDuck’s! We were climbing to heaven
Now after my prime
I will rise to the top and again be mentioned!
(mentioned, mentioned, mentioned)

*Finale* Once upon a di-iiii-iiiime!