On The Screen

[Intro]
Come one, come all for TV time
Grab a snack and get in your seats
And say it with me now
(I love TV, I love TV, I love TV)

[Verse 1]
Welcome to a world beyond the screen now
Where everything and anything could be achieved, how
About a little game? Don't you go back where you came
(Just whatever you do) Just remember my name, yeah
Well, isn't this all oodles of fun?
You're doin' something else that you shouldn't have done now
All eyes on me, you better believe me
'Cause it's about to get more entertaining

[Pre-Chorus]
No matter what you do, you best not look away

[Chorus]
We've got a special program
To meet the audience demands
You won't believe what this world has seen
Get up, dress up, you're on the screen
Don't leave me broken, condemned
See me how I am always standin'
Right here like it's been routine
Get up, dress up, you're on the screen

[Verse 2]
Survey says you're gonna love me
So who needs intelligence? I'm just as smart as can be
So phone a friend, what's your line?
Oh, we're running out of time
Don't you go nowhere, we're on the air now
I'm just as seen on TV
So believe me, put your mom in Jeopardy
Where's the showman energy?
(From the left, to the right)
I'm the center of the spotlight
Just know the price is right

[Pre-Chorus]
You best not look away from me
You best not look away from me
You best not look away from me
You best not look away

[Chorus]
We've got a special program
To meet the audience demands
You won't believe what this world has seen
Get up, dress up, you're on the screen
Don't leave me broken, condemned
See me how I am always standin'
Right here like it's been routine
Get up, dress up, you're on the screen

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]
Don't tell me it's over
And I'm only getting older
And I swear, I– I feel colder
But what's a little special without a marathon?

[Chorus]
I've got a special program
To bring 'em back, my right hand man
I can't believe what they did to me
Get up, dress up, content machine
They see me broken and damned
I need a change, so one day I'll
Be right here, classic CRT
Get up, dress up, you're on the screen

[Outro]
And that's about all the time we have today, folks
Remember to tune on in next week for another amazing episode of
TV time