On the S.S. Bernard Cohn

[MILLARD]
You were with someone else but Warren?

[MURIEL]
Was he bashful or was he foreign?

[PRESTON]
Just a tour, or a hot amour
A friend or a beau?

[MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON]
Where did you go tonight?

[DAISY]
"Come see the sights," said he
"New York in lights," said he
Said I, "It might be amusing"
Next thing I knew we were cruising
On the S.S. Bernard Cohn

Chilly and shivery
Out on the river, we
Found us a corner to chat in
As we were circling Manhattan
On the S.S. Bernard Cohn

Dear Mr. Cohn, if by chance you exist
Tell Mrs. Cohn you deserve to be kissed
After tonight you're the number one Mist-
Er Cohn I've known

Time went tick-tocking on
Me, I kept yakking on
Him, he just listened and listened
He never looked
Once at a sight
And if his kindness
Was being polite
Somehow his eyes never left me alone
Aboard the S.S. Bernard Cohn

Dear Mr. Cohn, if by chance you exist
Tell Mrs. Cohn you deserve to be kissed
After tonight, you're the number one Mist-
Er Cohn I've known

Time went tick-tocking on
Me, I kept yakking on
Him, he just listened and listened
He never looked
Once at a sight
And if his kindness
Was being polite
Somehow his eyes never left me alone
Aboard the S.S. Bernard Cohn

He said to me, "Come see the sights
See New York in lights"

[MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON]
Lights, lights, lights, lights

[DAISY]
Next thing I knew we were cruising

[MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON]
How amusing

[DAISY]
Somehow his eyes never left me alone
Aboard the S.S. Bernard

[MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON]
On the S.S.

[DAISY]
I said the S.S.

[MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON]
S.S. Bernard

[DAISY]
The S.S. Bernard

[MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON]
Aboard the S.S. Bernard Cohn
Doo, doo, doo, doo, wah!

[DAISY]
Somehow his eyes never left me alone
Aboard the S.S.

[MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON]
You said that before

[DAISY]
Tee-hee-hee, woo, wow!

[MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON]
Aboard the S.S.

[DAISY, MILLARD, MURIEL & PRESTON]
Bernard Cohn
Toot, toot