On the Regular (Dirty LP Version)

[Chorus: Pudgee tha Phat Bastard, DJ Slyce]
I get wreck on the regular
(True) I get wreck on the regular
I get wreck on the regular
(True) I get wreck on the regular
Get wreck on the regular
(True) We get wreck on the regular
Get wreck on the regular
(True, true) We get wreck on the regular

[Verse 1: Pudgee tha Phat Bastard]
I am the beginning like Adam and Evе
But still I be ill like Adam and Stevе
I can be cool They say that I'm the bad seed
Who gets you upset like a bad bag of weed
At the knees, you'll get weak when I hit you with the grammar
Got this locked like the slammer, coming to town like Santa
Wait 'til I see brothers, let's take it to the streets
Me and my peeps we go way back like car seats
And wrap it up fresh while young shit is rotten
Picking emcees the way we used to pick cotton
Fame and money money and fame? Got to get it
(Fanatic, fanatic) Like Ultramagnetic
Giving you the hip hop, yeah, it ain't nothing
Took the Underground railroad with Harriet Tubman
To my competitors, I'm ahead of ya
Mic check 'cause I get wreck on the regular

[Chorus: Pudgee tha Phat Bastard, DJ Slyce]
I get wreck on the regular
(True) Get wreck on the regular
Get wreck on the regular
(True) We get wreck on the regular
I get wreck on the regular
(True) We get wreck on the regular
I get wreck on the regular
(True, true) Get wreck

[Verse 2: Pudgee tha Phat Bastard]
Wake up every morning in the waking day to hear
Who's on the phone with Ed, Lisa, and Dre
The mind spits the rhymes, yeah, I'm at it again
'Bout to flow, oh, I'm ready to blow like the wind
Put you six feet under, used to be a gun-runner
People want me like AC in the summer
Let's be fair then, you don't wanna go in this field
You'll be hanging 'round like a scarecrow

Ain't said nothing slick, I'll be making the hits
I'm the ruler like Rick, cooler than Eskimo shit
Meanwhile ain't none of y'all that fly, and that's why
You mess with me, I'll be burning your house down like Left Eye
R&B bitch dreams I be pimping
Killing them then be on the run like O.J. Simpson
Doggy style, honey, call the dogcatcher
I'm a worker man, romantic phone calls with [?]

[Chorus: Pudgee tha Phat Bastard, DJ Slyce]
I get wreck on the regular
(True) Get wreck on the regular
We get wreck on the regular
(True) We get wreck on the regular
Get wreck on the regular
(True) Get wreck on the regular
I get wreck on the regular
(True, true) We get wreck on the regular

[Verse 3: Pudgee tha Phat Bastard]
On the regular, every day, I display my talent
Hitting mothers and their daughters similar to Woody Allen
Your private life is over when you're in the industry
'Cause more people are watching you than blacks watch BET
So joke niggas, always broke niggas
Come around my way and get your jaw broke, nigga
Used to bag niggas like groceries
Now I put 'em in the ground like flower seeds, yes
I have a scheme to get rich quick:
Burning rappers like Hansel and Gretel did to the witch
I want a number one single, but
People be sleeping on me like Rip Van Winkle
Straight ahead, doing what I have to do
Come 'round the way and still be checking out the avenue
(So) So all you butt niggas, I'm ahead of ya
And I still get wreck on the regular

[Chorus: Pudgee tha Phat Bastard, DJ Slyce]
I get wreck on the regular
(True) Get wreck on the regular
We get wreck on the regular
(True) Get wreck on the regular
Get wreck on the regular
(True) We get wreck on the regular
Get wreck on the regular
(True, true) We get wreck on
The regular

[Outro: Pudgee tha Phat Bastard, DJ Slyce]
We get wreck on
The regular, we get wreck on
The regular, I'm ahead of ya
We get wreck on the regular
I says I get wreck on the regular
And if you don't know, you better be checking
Word up, no disrespecting [?], but, uh
To those who offended, I get wreck on
The regular, get wreck on the regular
On the regular, DMX
Gets wreck on the regular, Nick Wiz
[?] we gets wreck on the regular
Boogieman gets wreck on the regular
Tha Phat Bastard always gets wreck on the regular
Resurrect on the regular