On The Phone

[Intro: Aasim]
Hello?
Hello?
Yo, pick up the phone

[Verse 1: Aasim]
Mister, mister operator, could you please put my call through?
I ain't got no quarters left but I got shit I'm goin' through
I met this young fine thing, she been on my mind
Ring her phone until she my thing, alone and I just might sing
A song and if she like me like I like her then I wife her
Like a wifey like a lifer she's forever in my life, her
Voice is incredible, and there is no surprise then
If I had the money, I would try and buy Verizon
I am goin' hoarse hell, talkin' to her voicemail
I just might swing over there but she don't got no Nextel
I'm going through stress, fell in love with this princess, well
If I don't get no text soon, wait I sound obsessed, hell

[Chorus: Mary Brown]
Mr. Telephone Man, I'm dialin' his line
But he won't pick up he so busy all the time
And he got me so stressed, I'm crazy in my mind
I'm think I'm gon' call him back another time
Ohh, I don't know what to do
When it rings and it's not you, yeah
I don't what to do
So I keep on callin' you, you, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 2: Aasim, Aasim & Mary Brown]
Yeah, first the line is stupid busy, then it's ringin' stupid times
He ain't feelin' stupid, is he? Yeah, you know it's about that time
In my bedroom, with my iPod
Playin' Jodeci "Freek'n You" oh my God
I'm hard, phone ring, she's there
"How you?" — "I'm starved" — "Soul food?" — "I don't care"
Low cash but I splurge, couple drinks what I serve
Dukes of Hazzard what I swerve, now she got that fuckin' urge
I thought I was buggin', I do numbers like a fuckin' nerd
She is such a lady, but she nasty like a fuckin' bird
So I make her higher, yeah, yeah, I make her flyer, yeah
I'm conceited now, I got her and I ain't have to buy her, yeah

[Chorus: Mary Brown]
Mr. Telephone Man, I'm dialin' his line
But he won't pick up he so busy all the time
And he got me so stressed, I'm crazy in my mind
I'm think I'm gon' call him back another time
Ohh, I don't know what to do
When it rings and it's not you, yeah
I don't what to do
So I keep on callin' you, you

[Interlude]

[Chorus: Mary Brown]
Mr. Telephone Man, I'm dialin' his line
But he won't pick up he so busy all the time
And he got me so stressed, I'm crazy in my mind
I'm think I'm gon' call him back another time
Ohh, I don't know what to do
When it rings and it's not you, yeah
I don't what to do
So I keep on callin' you, you