On The Open Road

[GOOFY]
*whistling*

Do ya need a break from modern living?
Do ya long to shed your weary load?
If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried
Just grab a friend and take a ride
Together upon the open road
(spoken)
Come on, Maxie!

[MAX]
All in all, I'd rather have detention
All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
And the old man drives like such a klutz
That I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly upon the open road

[GOOFY]
There's nothing that can upset me
Because now we're on our way
Our trusty map will guide us straight and through

[MAX]
Roxanne, please don't forget me
I will return someday
Though I may be in traction when I do

[GOOFY, MAX, BOTH]
Me and Max relaxing like the old days
This is worse than dragon breath and acne
In a buddy-buddy kinda mode
I'm so mad I think I may explode
When I see that highway I could cry
You know, that's funny! So could I
(Just being) Together upon the open road

[COWGIRLS]
Howdy boys!
Is this the way to Nashville?

[TRUCK DRIVER]
Watch it, Mack! or you'll be getting towed

[PRISONER]
I'm in no hurry to arrive
'Cause I'll be turning 65
The next time I sees the open road

[SMALL MAN]
Just a week of rest and relaxation

[LARGE WOMAN]
Oh yeah!

[SMALL MAN]
And the odd romantic episode

[MAX]
Very odd!

[MICKEY]
Its Californ-i-a or bust

[OLD LADY]
Look out you dirtbags, eat my dust
From now on, I own the open road

[GOOFY]
Just me and little Maxie
My pipsqueak pioneer

[NUNS]
They're partners forever westward ho! Yee haw!

[MAX]
Could someone call a taxi
And get me out of here
To Beverly Hills 90210

[ALL (EXCEPT MAX)]
Oh every day's another new adventure
Every mile's another new zip code
And the cares we have are gone for good

[MAX]
And I'd go with them if I could

[ALL (EXCEPT MAX)]
I got no strings on me
Im feeling fancy free
How wonderful to be
On the open road!