On The Monkeybars

This situation is an abortion
This abortion is my obsession
I'm so obsessed with the situation
It nails me to the ceiling

Not so politely, and discretely
Night time brings out the worst in us
The couch is cold, she's in his bed
And I hear the bedsprings giggle like the birds sing

Mr. Pigeon, I said good morning
Mr. Sparrow, I said good morning
The crack of dawn, you're on the monkey bars
The crack of dawn, you're on the monkey bars

I wake up and I look out the window
Birds are crowded on the monkey bars
Across the field, they laugh at me
Just like the bedsprings from that room

So awkward, such tension
She makes sure she brushes her teeth
She met him early last evening
But I met the birds early in the morning

Mr. Pigeon, I said good morning
Mr. Sparrow, I said good morning
The crack of dawn, you're on the monkey bars
The crack of dawn, you're on the monkey bars

Down on the grass, down on the trees
In through the window, like the summer breeze
All the way from Idaho
All the way from Kentucky
Dead Strawberries are haunting me
Dead Strawberries are haunting me

Ah, look at the birds
Ah, look at the birds
Ah, look at the birds
Ah, ah!

Mr. Pigeon, I said good morning
Mr. Sparrow, I said good morning
The crack of dawn, you're on the monkey bars
The crack of dawn, you're on the monkey bars
The crack of dawn, you're on the monkey bars
The crack of dawn, you're on the monkey bars

You're on the monkey bars