On My Starship

[Sample]
I do not see why it is necessary to wear these ridiculous uniforms
Protocol
They look like dresses
That is an incredibly outmoded and sexist attitude
I'm surprised at you
Besides, you look good in a dress

[YTCracker]
Science Officer's log
Star date: tomorrow
I been time travelin' again
And thanks to the brilliant work of engineering
The space weed took me to the next level
Ry

I present you a medal
Science achievement unlocked (unlocked, unlocked, unlocked)
Thank you for your attentiveness
To forward thrusters
Engage on you busters
I cut the mustard

Equipment check computer:
How many parsecs back did we start this adventure?
It seems that our distance
Warp path of least resistance
Insists that our course is skewed (what?)

(Yea) Fortune smiles
We're in the vicinity of anti's
Drop a fucking bomb on em'
Blackberry motherfucker

Ooh (yeah), the battle is fierce
And my stylesheet hides all the replies
Capitulate antis
The Game is mine

[Chorus]
Throw them haters in the brig if they actin' up
Throw them haters in the brig if they actin' up
Throw them haters in the brig if they actin' up
In the name of the Spam God, that's what's up

Throw em' in the brig
Throw em' in the brig
Throw em' in the brig if they actin' up
In the name of the Spam God, that's what's up

Throw em' in the brig
Throw em' in the brig
Throw em' in the brig if they actin' up
In the name of the Spam God, that's what's up

Ask where I've been?
I've been around the galaxy
Alex P Keaton shake em up, hail me back one time
Conservative in a Rush, call me Limbaugh
I Shout "timber!"
When the wood break out

All the ladies in the holodeck suite make out
With each other cause I said so, program Nintendo
All the ladies in the suite make out
With each other cause I said so, program Nintendo

YTCracker to the bridge
We got an asteroid field ahead
I need to realign the crystals
Luckily trichomes are fissile
Start a chain reaction and boost my space
In my DNA polymerase
Is the meanest Gene that the world done seen (done seen)

Yeah that mother is green
Just like the organics stuffed in the screen
Blam
Now it's back to the mission
Loading ammunition, complex addition
Got the Anarchist Cookbook
Which edition?
Version 666, all the bombs still work

I got that textfile archive
Check out my baud
I'm a body builder cause I build the mails
I pair a subject with science then send it
Got attorneys in Boca Raton who defend it

Blackberry Berry Gordy and Roddenberry
Barry White bery good is it understood?
Drew Barrymore
Saw an alien when I was a kid
It inspired me to become a spaceman
Now I'm doing all that space can
Spitting fire like a Mace can
Johnny Quest to the Race Bannon
Fire up a prepaid anon
And get a server for us to do dirt on

Yeah, the battle is fierce
And my stylesheet hides all replies
Capitulate antis
[Repeat Chorus]