Tonight I've got four invites and four little packets and I'm heading for the bright light
Bad memories can't catch me now I've got one foot in heaven and the other in town
You might have seen me around
On a bridge
By a pub
On the park
In the club
Oh poor man, a victim of circumstance
Silver bars all in a row
I don't want to know
Well i knew who i was when i got up this morning but that was a long long time ago and now
I'm not so sure
They say he's got the patter yeh listen to him natter
Over there with the eyes, mad as a hatter he's kissed the Blarney stone, twice
On a bridge
By a pub
On the park
In the club
Oh poor man, a victim of circumstance
Coppers' shields all in a row
I don't want to know
Oh poor boy what can the matter be what're we going to do with you
When we're stupid arseholes all of us, look in the news
What can you do