On a Boat Somewhere

[Verse 1]
If I had me a nickel for every time
Count  on you, I wouldn't have a dime
If  I could trade your so-called love into cold hard cash
Turn my life around real fast

[Pre-Chorus]
If I could trade the heartaches
All  the let downs and the pain
I'd  count 'em all up, cash 'em all in
And make a quick stop at the bank

[Chorus]
I'd  be on a boat somewhere out in the ocean
Fishin' for a cold beer, suntan lotion and floatin'
Livin' it up, soakin' it in
Instead of sittin' 'round worried 'bout where you've been
If  I could trade the lies you told for gold, I swear
I'd be on a boat somewhere

[Verse 2]
I'd be spendin' them newfound dollar bills
Finally catchin' a buzz that you can't kill
And it'd be hard to think about you on Key West time
Between the sun and the water and the salt and the lime

[Pre-Chorus]
If these blues were greenbacks, I'd be rakin' 'em in
Instead of hangin' 'round here waitin' for you
And my ship to come in

[Chorus]
I'd be on a boat somewhere out in the ocean
Fishin' for a cold beer, suntan lotion and floatin'
Livin' it up, soakin' it in
Instead of sittin' 'round worried 'bout where you've been
If I could trade the lies you told for gold, I swear
I'd be on a boat somewhere

[Chorus]
I'd be on a boat somewhere out in the ocean
Fishin' for a cold beer, suntan lotion and floatin'
Livin' it up, soakin' it in
Instead of sittin' 'round worried 'bout where you've been
If I could trade the lies you told for gold, I swear
Baby, me and you wouldn't stand a prayer
'Cause I'd be on a boat somewhere
I'd be on a boat somewhere
A big ol' boat somewhere