Omg

Thinking that I am modern man
Brain thick and arms so lazy
Always funny, I'm stingy
And I'll say to you that

I'm the meanest motherfucker on the baseball team
I'm the people you avoid when you're out on the streets
And I know everything you love, and here's the song
So perfect-sounding, oh my god

Tell me when I'm old if I'm an asshole or a joke
I'll tell you that I'm almost ready, almost ready
And I'm almost ready
And I'm almost ready, almost ready
And I'm always almost just like you
And I'm almost ready, almost ready
And I'm always almost just like you
And I'm almost ready, almost ready
And I'm always almost just like you