[OLD VER.] Peter Griffin vs The Angry Video Game Nerd (HRBoE #1)

VERSE 1 (Peter Griffin)
Holy crap Lois! Look who just showed up at our house
The guy who sees pixels on a screen and begins to uncontrollably shout?!
The king of adult cartoons, the one with all the street cred
Call me Polybius, sucker, cause PG’s gonna mess with your head
You make Meg seem interesting, I mean, what is there to you?
A 40 year old man in his basement making jokes about doodoo?
Got more guest stars on my show than you do games
And despite all your efforts, nobody bought yours, what a shame
Call up Quag, Cleve, and Joe to all lyrically pound ya
What’s your NES Zapper gonna do when I strike you with the Petercopter?
Better go tell Kyle it’s time to roll the outro
Because it’s clear to see that Pete’s the one who’s stolen the show

Interlude (AVGN/Peter)
This is some fucking fuckshit… What???
Ugh….. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

VERSE 2 (AVGN)
YOU KNOW WHAT’S BULLSHIT?! Drunken fat farts like you
Who think they can rip off The Simpsons and claim it’s something new!
I’ve fucked up many cartoon characters, you won’t be any different, Griffin
Said you hated your own kids? What the fuck were you thinking???
I’d rather play Superman 64 than bang that stupid Lois whore!
Your highest form of comedy was you puking on the floor!
Not even LJN could produce something this shitty
How the fuck has your dog outscored you in catching titties?!
“King of adult cartoons”? Fucking lies! Haven’t you forgot?
The only fans you got are asshole teens on Tik Tok!
So don’t call me a manchild, you diarrhea smelling ass
Cause judging by your recent episodes, you SHOULD be taken back to the past!

VERSE 3 (Peter Griffin)
Your fame’s got robbed, replaced by those who came after you
Even after playing games, staying relevant wasn’t an achievement you could do
We’re pretty freakin similar James, both used to dealing with giant chickens
Only, in my case, it’s an actual animal and not my friend’s- *tv censor*

VERSE 4 (AVGN)
Yeah, I inspired some new creators, but so did you!
What? Did you get the manatees to write your lines too?
They put you in Fortnite? What a bunch of shitfuck!
Face it, your show is only still drug around to give CEOs big bucks!

VERSE 5 (Peter Griffin)
I see you have pens, but you didn't use them to improve your lines I can tell
The bird is the word, which for you means a trip straight down to hell
All I need to say is 3 letters to make you tap out
Let's Just Not get into a real fight, cause I’d beat you with a quick Roadhouse
Spent years making a movie, but in the end proved it was something you couldn’t tackle
So get off your lazy ass and Rolling Rock right out of this battle!
Was doing great independent, a good career for yourself you made
But now Screenwave’s the ones in control and the Nerd’s getting played (heheheheheh)

VERSE 6 (AVGN)
Oh please! My crew helped better my work and increase my crowd
Meanwhile, you’re now just another suck-up to Mickey Mouse!
Run your ass over with my van, does that remind you of something?
Let your dog become roadkill whilst you were sat inside drinking
With MacFarlane stepping down in favour of a talking Ted
Both him and your mother made it clear you weren’t wanted (You poopyhead!)
You’ve reached rock bottom, can’t score any love from the nation
So consider this beating a third cancellation!