Old Man Science (Johnny Dang)

[Intro: Old Man Science]
Hey guys, my name is Hood Guy! Also known as the Mad Scientist, and Old Man Science himself. I hate Johnny Dang! His chains are lame! I hate Johnny Dang! I’m Hood Guy, I hate Johnny Dang. I’m Old Man Science, I had Johnny Dang! If you’re wondering where I been, I’ve been stalking Johnny Dang, to kill him in front of his family. I hate Johnny Dang! Yeah! Yeah!

[Verse: Bigg Romney]
Old Man Science hates Johnny Dang
Johnny Dang, he kinda lame
Put the shrimp on the grill like Johnny Dang
Put the shrimp on the grill like Johnny Dang
And Johnny Dang is a menace to the dentist world
And Johnny Dang wasn’t even a cast member of New Grill
Johnny Dang, I hope he gets beaten in a whirlpool
And Johnny Dang, I think you aren’t cool
And Johnny Dang, I hope you get mauled my sheep
And Johnny Dang, I hope you have no food to eat! I hope you have no time to sleep. I hope that you have nothing to feed on. I hope that you don’t have any feast. I hope that a doctor amputates your feet, get that TikTok guy a grill, and no not meat
I hate you with all of my heart, and my heart is big, bigger than the Burj Khalifa, bigger than CaseOh, and even bigger than CHEESEDADDY. More big than Bigg Romney, and that’s two G’s You’re 99,999 million 999, Geez, Louise!

[Outro: Johnny Dang]
Bullshit ass Denny’s!