Ol’ Morgue Mouth

OI' morgue mouth came into town
The other day
When at 2.45 he went DOA
Well, he bit in a hamburger
And started to smile
And he said “Hey man, why don’t you
Come over and sit down for a while?”
I said, “No, morgue mouth
That just ain't my pot of stew
Cause the dead should be buried
That's the Ieast that we could do.”

He said, “But you know sometimes
I get awfuIIy hungry.”
I said, “Why don’t you go get yourself
Something to eat?”
He said, “You know I 'd kill a man
For less than that.”
I said, “Well you're eating the dead
I can believe that's where you're at.”

Y'know folks, you can find a Morgue Mouth
Stand on just about every second corner. And
Remember Morgue Mouth Cows are
Guaranteed not to scream when they're killed

Now here's a little slogan from Morgue
Mouth’s favourite: he said, “I’II eat anything
That don't crawl off the plate or moving too
Fast.”