Oh What A Dangerous Life

Well, they sit out by the hot tub
Oh, what a dangerous life
And they talk about how they got their stuff
Oh, what a dangerous life
They drink zombies on the sunnyside
With lotion squirts and moans
Their precious bodies by the poolsides
Remodeled like their homes
On silicone successfulness
It's the new American-ness
Yeah you better invest in this
Oh, what a dangerous life

And Bissie's in her bathtub
Cleansing herself from the wrath of
Some person, Pasadena
Pasadena, Pasadena
But scrubbing on her white skin
Rubbing all them oils in
Will it make her feel any cleaner?
In Pasadena
In Pasadena
Oh, what a dangerous life
Dangerous

Yeah, they smoke a little marijuana-ha
Oh, what a dangerous life
Dangerous, a dangerous
Then they float on into the sauna-ha
Oh, what a dangerous life
Dangerous, a dangerous
Jacuzzis oozing on display
And consciousness-raising groans
Say I'm okay, you're okay
As long as we stay stoned
And cloned
On silicone successfulness
It's the new restlessness
Better get undressed for this
Oh, what a dangerous life
Dangerous

And Bissie's in her bathtub
Cleansing herself from the wrath of
Some person, Pasadena
Pasadena, Pasadena
But scrubbing on her white skin
Rubbing all them oils in
Will it make her feel any cleaner?
In Pasadena
In Pasadena
Oh, what a dangerous life
Dangerous

Silicone successfulness
Dangerous
It's the new restlessness
Better get undressed for this

Silicone successfulness
It's the new sexlessness
Won't be depressed with this
Oh, oh, dangerous
Oh, oh, dangerous
Oh, oh, dangerous
Dangerous, dangerous
Dangerous, dangerous
Dangerous, dangerous
Dangerous, dangerous