OH NO! OUR TABLE! IT’S BROKEN! (FREESTYLE)

[Intro: vespodd & apollo marie]
(Oh no, I think you shouldn't go)
(Oh no, I think you shouldn't go)
(Oh no)
(Oh no)
(You hit the—)

[Verse 1: vespodd]
Oh no, our table, it's broken
Take it back to '21 when I wasn't hopeless
Suddenly your ass decided to behave
I was under the impression you didn't want to be saved
You're lyin' for some interactions
I'm tryin' not to fuel reactions
But it's hard to self control with the way you're actin'
So, tell me, what's happenin'?

[Chorus: vespodd & apollo marie]
Our table's broken
(Too sober to be that way; Our table is held up with wads of tape)
Shit, our table's broken
(Not sober enough to be that brave; I should get up and leave this place)

[Verse 2: vespodd]
I don't like bein' used unless you're tall
It's a dealbreaker if I can trip over you and fall
Say you slid in the DMs but you were uninvited
Askin', "Do you give a shit?" Not in the slightest
Everyone told us we're toxic, no Britney Spears
(Thought we'd work out 'cause neither of us had any fears)
We're bringing back the classics for a new age
I'm on the newspape', better fuckin' believe it's front page

[Chorus: vespodd & apollo marie]
Our table's broken
(Too sober to be that way; Our table is held up with wads of tape)
Shit, our table's broken
(Not sober enough to be that brave; I should get up and leave this place)

[Verse 3: vespodd & apollo marie]
Honey, you could confide in me
If your ass wasn't five and then three
('Cause you drank until you drowned)
Got your clothes from the lost and found
Call yourself humble, maybe that's what you really need
I want you to check yourself and realize mortal greed
And I promise life isn't over without human seed

[Chorus: vespodd & apollo marie]
Our table's broken
(Too sober to be that way; Our table is held up with wads of tape)
Shit, our table's broken
(Not sober enough to be that brave; I should get up and leave this place)

[Outro: vespodd & apollo marie]
(I think you shouldn't go)
(I think you shouldn't go)
(I think you shouldn't go)
(I'm not your little prize token)