Chester P
Chester P
Chester P
Chester P
Chester P
Chester P & Ramson Badbonez
Chester P
Chester P
Chester P
Chester P
Chester P
[Verse 1 - Chester P]
I spied her by the side of this guy called Chris
Who's a crazy nihilist
Me and my dick will obey the sciences
Jump up quick for the lady, I insist
Two drinks and it's Chris who paid for them
Chris went piss and the lady takes a pen
Gave me her number on a piece of paper then
Chris came back and I felt to say to him
"She's using you"
No lie, no doubt, no loop the loop
The truth is when it came for the route to choose
I didn't tell him, 'cause I wanted her to use me too
Two two's when I phoned the phone the girl moaned and groaned
All stuck like superglue
Two two's she was home alone, I woulda hold the bone
Now i'm doing what you would do, let me tell them
At the door with the thoughts of play
This sweet thing stepped out in her lingerie
You woulda thought there weren't really much more to say
Until she brought up the fee and the board to pay
I said whaaaat? It's gotta be a joke here
Look miss, I really wanna go there
Wanna ride but I can't pay the whole fare
Can I get a freebie baby?
She said "freebie baby? I don't wanna really hear talk that crazy
I don't wanna hear no talk to tame me
All I wanna hear is will you walk or pay me?"
The girl was facety, still couldn't help but to find her tasty
Woulda said no, but it sounded hasty
So I said yes and we made a baby
[Chorus]
He loves a hoe, that's why this guy ain't never got dough
He loves a hoe, that's why this guy's always so low
She loves his dough, that's why this girl's all good to go
He loves her though, and that's one thing that's good to know
Oh no, he loves a hoe
Oh no, he loves a hoe
Oh no, he loves a hoe
Oh no, he loves her though
[Verse 2 - Farma G]
Top baller around the way
With a guy we called Craig who was out all day
And while he sold the bone
His girl was at home with junkie Jerome
When Craig was out there trading
She was at home just entertaining
Sat there drinking, being a biiiitch
Jerome wanted drugs and his girl on a diiick
"She's using you"
No that's what his friend said
But Craig didn't mind too much
He was head over heels with the sway of the crutch
And she stays for the drugs
So they're right for each other
And they're loved up, judge not
'Cause he knew fine well that she loved the cock
But he loved the wok
Badly, madly, deeply, it's strange
Love don't come that cheaply
So he walks with his head up high
And she don't lie and she don't try
'Cause they got this understanding
He fucks girls and she brings mans in
And they all turn out to be customers
Looking for the coke or the crack man
So it all turns out quite well for a brudda
You can never really say that Craig was a sucka
But his mates all diss him
Tryna convince him now he don't listen to a big mans wisdom
But he's fine on the grind
And his girl's all good 'cause his girl don't mind
So they move quite nicely
Next man never woulda let that go
A next man slightly
Act all mighty that they never woulda fucked that hoe
[Chorus]
He loves a hoe, that's why this guy ain't never got dough
He loves a hoe, that's why this guy's always so low
She loves his dough, that's why this girl's all good to go
He loves her though, and that's one thing that's good to know
Oh no, he loves a hoe
Oh no, he loves a hoe
Oh no, he loves a hoe
Oh no, he loves her though